What Would Jesus… pt.1

See at the movie theater???

ok i hate to start out with this one for my series but i’m currently at the mall out side the movie theater and people are in line for…what else??? Narni, Prince Caspian…i mean this place was dead a few minutes ago and then BAM!!! the line just exploded. most be a good movie (i’ll be honest. i’m wanting to see it as well)

but this leads me to my question. what would jesus watch at the movie theater?!?! well if you’re not a conservative religous person who feels that movies are awful then you would probably say that jesus would go see Narnia….i say he wouldn’t…for several reasons!!!

1. he would hate seeing himself played by the voice of Liam Nesson and as a the metaphorical line

2. Jesus would hate seeing his Kingdom crammed into a flippin coat closet

3. he probably hates british actors and well thats like 98 percent of the actors in the movie

4. He couldn’t be a critic during the movie because its all imagery of one mans ideas of a children’s told story of Heaven

5. IronMan and Speed Racer are playing and those both flippin rock. and we all know that Jesus loved Snakes on the Plan so anything with a debut of Samual L. Jackson at the end of the credits…jesus will be there….

ok thats all the sarcasm and partial level 1 heresy i can muster for the day…i’ll try to have my next What Would Jesus… be more entertaining…i just got caught in the moment….sorry bloggers of the world